Katie not wanting to go to bed: "I don't want to sleep, I sleep on Friday"
"I hurt my tomatoes" after she stubbed her toe.
Me, "Katie are you a goofyboof?" Katie, "No I'm a sweetpie!"
I like (fill in the blank) I do! I do! I do!
Da fire is weally hot! It has sparkles!
I need some chopstick.
What are you doing for?
In the nursery one day: my bum crack is falling off! (She meant her pants are falling off.)
Mom, I burped in my mouth!