Eating chocolate cake and hiding it when your kids come into the room.
Finding dried snot on your shoulder and not knowing how long it's been there.
Getting a blister from sharpening over 50 of your child's pencil crayons.
Being woken up from an almost-nap on the couch by a wet sneeze.
Spending half an hour picking burrs out of your child's sweater.
Being jealous while putting your six-month old to bed after he's only been awake for an hour.